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Transcript: How about these cookies, sugar?
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Transcript: UFO! UFO!
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Transcript: - I'm not worried about that. - Then you're braver than I.
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Transcript: Focus.
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Transcript: I'll have a pie with a fried egg on top.
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Transcript: Did you ever get the feeling...
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Transcript: It's less popped than ever.
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Transcript: How far is it?
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Transcript: You almost got yourself run over.
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Transcript: - Stomach contents. One deviled egg. - Deviled egg?
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Transcript: Gotcha.
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Transcript: It's free.
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Transcript: The debris from an alien spaceship.
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Transcript: Roswell That Ends Well
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Transcript: - I'm not hearing a no. - Nerts to this crab.
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Transcript: ...I just need someone to hold me.
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Transcript: A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa.
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Transcript: - Choke on that, causality! - 1 947 can kiss my shiny metal...
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Transcript: I want that toilet so clean I could eat off it. Because I intend to.
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Transcript: ...for the town of Roswell, New Mexico.
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Transcript: Handling raw chicken? Best part of the job. Finger-licking good.
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Transcript: That's no flying saucer. That's my ass.
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Transcript: ...I've never dramatically revealed anything as shocking as this.
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Transcript: The president is gagging on my gas bladder. What an honor.
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Transcript: What the hell have you done?!
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Transcript: - What smells like blue? - Fry, get up here. It's starting.
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Transcript: Those cost more lives than they save.
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Transcript: ...and a foot-soaking tub, since, as a woman, you'll be in front of it all day.
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Transcript: No, over here. Flying Saucer Captured.
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Transcript: - Enus! - He's dead. Sorry!
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Transcript: - That's my fiancée, Mildred. - Grandma Mildred? No dessert.
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Transcript: - What...? - Snacks.
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Transcript: Not a day goes by I don't ask myself that.
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Transcript: I'll have a croque monsieur, paella, two mutton pills and a stein of mead.
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Transcript: The important thing is, I'm meeting new people.
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Transcript: Son, I think I can safely say:
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Transcript: "I've never seen a super nova blow up, But if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky!"
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Transcript: - Wait, why do you still exist? - I don't know. Maybe God loves me.
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Transcript: Killed? In an atomic blast?
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Transcript: Impossible. If she's my grandmother, who's my grandfather?
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Transcript: FOCUS!
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Transcript: I dunno
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Transcript: What an honor!
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Transcript: Why is there so little traffic?
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Transcript: Oh, lord! We'll have to endure the horrible music of the Big Bopper...
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Transcript: Know what always cheers you up? Baking me sugar cookies.
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Transcript: What an honor!
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Transcript: Anyone who misses this will regret it forever.
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Transcript: Fry's from this time. I'll talk like him. Yo, homes, we need a microwave.
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Transcript: - Gadzooks, sarge. - It's him. It's my grandfather, Enus.
Total Views: 2.38 Thousand