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Transcript: Mother[bleep]!
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Transcript: Oh, God, gross and weird!
Total Views: 2.51 Million
Transcript: He's got a giant testicle for a head.
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Transcript: You want to see children die?!
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Transcript: Cold stone creamery is the best.
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Transcript: What the hell, hell, hell, hell, hell?
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Transcript: - Rick! - Morty!
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Transcript: - How do you know... - How do you know that...
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Transcript: a walking burlap sack filled with turds.
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Transcript: You're both young, you're both unsure
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Transcript: because I don't go by height or age,
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Transcript: Shut up, Morty, you vindictive little turd!
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Transcript: I need five minutes.
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Transcript: about 6 million years ago.
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Transcript: - It's time to save a life! - Geez.
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Transcript: This has been a long time coming, anyway.
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Transcript: You stole a time-freezing crystal from testicle monsters?!
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Transcript: in both possibilities at exactly the same time.
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Transcript: - We're back in certain time. - Problem solved.
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Transcript: All right, since this time crystal exists in both possibilities,
Total Views: 154 Thousand
Transcript: to third-dimensional life forms in time prison?
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Transcript: but our time's gonna need a little time to, you know, stabilize.
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Transcript: We froze time for a pretty long time, so when I un-freeze it,
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Transcript: - Time prison? - Yeah.
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Transcript: and you caused another time fracture.
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Transcript: Think about getting in the cupboards, but don't really.
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Transcript: You shut up, you big female asshole!
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Transcript: - What's your problem? - What's yours?
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Transcript: Dumb Ass Assin' Ass Asses
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Transcript: Are those cats?
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Transcript: You don't stop living until I say so!
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Transcript: No, no, there he is. There he is. There he is.
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Transcript: God, I feel terrible.
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Transcript: Huh? Wait a minute.
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Transcript: Neglect that deer.
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Transcript: Yes, I did it! There is no God!
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Transcript: I got something for your ass.
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Transcript: Where are we going?
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Transcript: I assume they're Schrödinger's cats.
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Transcript: Don't... mess... with time!
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Transcript: Oh, God, now there's three of them.
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Transcript: Beat his ass! Get him! Beat him up!
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Transcript: you dumb-ass assin' ass asses
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Transcript: I guess that's the end of that.
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Transcript: Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable.
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Transcript: - No. - And away we go!
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Transcript: Hell Yeah Hell Yes
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Transcript: Seriously, are these Halloween costumes?
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Transcript: Hey, Rick. It's Rick.
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Transcript: I'll get my jacket.
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