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Transcript: You want me to be negative? You want me to be less happy?
Total Views: 206 Thousand
Transcript: Let's play this one first, and remember, whoever talks first loses.
Total Views: 195 Thousand
Transcript: Don't let the "best door in the world" hit you in the ass on your way out.
Total Views: 26.7 Thousand
Transcript: -Why? -Because I'm gonna kill him.
Total Views: 26.4 Thousand
Transcript: -Let's do that again! -Okay.
Total Views: 20.6 Thousand
Transcript: Fucking clever cunts...
Total Views: 18.5 Thousand
Transcript: No movie fans?!
Total Views: 16.9 Thousand
Transcript: Let's call a spade a spade. This party stinks.
Total Views: 15.9 Thousand
Transcript: and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.
Total Views: 15.9 Thousand
Transcript: He treats me like a queen. Except when he treats me like a naughty girl.
Total Views: 15.8 Thousand
Transcript: At Disneyland, getting laid!
Total Views: 15.1 Thousand
Transcript: -I'd really like to. -Hopefully this time Mom won't boo you.
Total Views: 12.9 Thousand
Transcript: Did he put a little starch in your bloomers?
Total Views: 9.64 Thousand
Transcript: It just isn't feasible.
Total Views: 9.63 Thousand
Transcript: You don't have to put a good spin on everything!
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Transcript: I don't want to have to lie about being married.
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Transcript: Or Jenga.
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Transcript: Then you'd better do it now.
Total Views: 6.4 Thousand
Transcript: -Okay, good night. -Good night.
Total Views: 6.37 Thousand
Transcript: our friends are less open-minded.
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Transcript: -Jack? -Why serve food on such a sharp stick?
Total Views: 5.6 Thousand
Transcript: Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steeped in Native American history?
Total Views: 4.96 Thousand
Transcript: Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap!
Total Views: 4.78 Thousand
Transcript: -I feel terrible. -I know.
Total Views: 4.64 Thousand
Transcript: Mom, Dad, when I got married..
Total Views: 4.43 Thousand
Transcript: It's a dead dog.
Total Views: 4.4 Thousand
Transcript: Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun..
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Transcript: It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click.
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Transcript: Say, are you okay? You seem kind of quiet.
Total Views: 4.24 Thousand
Transcript: Are you sure it wasn't an oyster?
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Transcript: That's where we had our first date.
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Transcript: But it was beautiful. It was small, but kind of spectacular.
Total Views: 3.94 Thousand
Transcript: He called the Long Island Expressway a "concrete miracle."
Total Views: 3.92 Thousand
Transcript: -I'm sorry. I'm a positive person. -No, I'm a positive person.
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Transcript: I cannot wait to see them cry.
Total Views: 3.84 Thousand
Transcript: Were you guys making fun of Parker?
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Transcript: -Please? -I don't eat..
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Transcript: Joey? You got a present for my parents?
Total Views: 3.65 Thousand
Transcript: The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs, both bar and bat!
Total Views: 3.42 Thousand
Transcript: -Try one. -They look too weird.
Total Views: 3.36 Thousand
Transcript: Let's play the game of..
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Transcript: -Ross? -Rachel?
Total Views: 3.32 Thousand
Transcript: I slipped on a giant booger.
Total Views: 3.26 Thousand
Transcript: who can stay quiet the longest.
Total Views: 3.1 Thousand
Transcript: What a beautiful place. What a great night.
Total Views: 3.02 Thousand
Transcript: -No, I'm fine. I'm great. I'm with you. -And I'm with you. What a great time!
Total Views: 2.95 Thousand
Transcript: -I've got the car keys. -We're driving? Aces.
Total Views: 2.95 Thousand
Transcript: Look at this fucking plate bouncy thing!
Total Views: 2.83 Thousand
Transcript: And my veil was lace, made by blind Belgian nuns.
Total Views: 2.69 Thousand
Transcript: -What are you doing? -Going over my toast.
Total Views: 2.61 Thousand