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Transcript: What am I supposed to do with this?
Total Views: 388 Thousand
Transcript: Siri, find me the nearest hotel.
Total Views: 323 Thousand
Transcript: sexual harassment, intimidation, threats of violence.
Total Views: 306 Thousand
Transcript: I'm spontaneous.
Total Views: 232 Thousand
Transcript: We spent a lot of time together.
Total Views: 161 Thousand
Transcript: Dear Doritos, what about just selling bags full of your dust?
Total Views: 90.6 Thousand
Transcript: Tracy Jordan?
Total Views: 82.4 Thousand
Transcript: with a woman I'm not even having sex with.
Total Views: 64.5 Thousand
Transcript: Obviously because of Stockholm Syndrome.
Total Views: 56.3 Thousand
Transcript: Are you coming or not?
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Transcript: I slept fine.
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Transcript: and they get antsy at night around all these palm trees.
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Transcript: Do you have a bathroom I could use?
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Transcript: And I didn't super duper finish law school So....
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Transcript: And I didn't super duper finish law school So...
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Transcript: First of all, it's champing at the bit. Horses champ.
Total Views: 22 Thousand
Transcript: I'm in Harry Potter World jail.
Total Views: 21.9 Thousand
Transcript: Insane!
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Transcript: Sister-ployee/work oracle.
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Transcript: For example, there isn't a hole in my pocket
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Transcript: I saw this on Dateline.
Total Views: 12.5 Thousand
Transcript: to join their book club.
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Transcript: It's everything you've ever wanted.
Total Views: 10.9 Thousand
Transcript: where I accidentally ate a pound of marijuana.
Total Views: 10.8 Thousand
Transcript: Kama Sutra?
Total Views: 10 Thousand
Transcript: She's out of the office.
Total Views: 9.75 Thousand
Transcript: I've got this weird, sick feeling in my stomach.
Total Views: 9.64 Thousand
Transcript: I couldn't sleep at all last night.
Total Views: 9.21 Thousand
Transcript: We've got about... 10 minutes
Total Views: 8.9 Thousand
Transcript: Lincoln was super gay!
Total Views: 8.59 Thousand
Transcript: face to face or butt to butt?
Total Views: 8.39 Thousand
Transcript: Tell him, Ken,
Total Views: 8.08 Thousand
Transcript: Let me boil up a pot of hot Gatorade. Is blue okay?
Total Views: 7.6 Thousand
Transcript: Where are my manners? This is Florida.
Total Views: 7.42 Thousand
Transcript: I like Star Wars!
Total Views: 6.81 Thousand
Transcript: You're allowing Tracy to criticize your life choices?
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Transcript: I'm just trying to lick it off.
Total Views: 6.44 Thousand
Transcript: How's that for spontaneous? Florida on a workday?
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Transcript: It goes without saying, Lemon,
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Transcript: Hazel Wassername, AKA Richard Drench,
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Transcript: Well, don't worry. We'll get everyone to sign.
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Transcript: but I want you to think long and hard
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Transcript: Why can't we just cut this state adrift and let it crash into Cuba?
Total Views: 5.32 Thousand
Transcript: there'll be a party for me later this week,
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Transcript: She was an angel that fell from heaven.
Total Views: 5.11 Thousand
Transcript: Sloppy Rodney? It's me, Richard Drench.
Total Views: 4.56 Thousand
Transcript: It's never been the goal, Lemon.
Total Views: 4.54 Thousand
Transcript: I went from being a page to a janitor.
Total Views: 4.46 Thousand
Transcript: Oh, you know, tell jokes.
Total Views: 4.44 Thousand
Transcript: Kenneth Parcell isn't signing your precious affidavit.
Total Views: 4.42 Thousand