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Transcript: Say what, now?
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Transcript: Also one cream, splash of half-and-half, one sugar, one Splenda.
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Transcript: Do you smell something?
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Transcript: There we go. Oh! Oh!
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Transcript: Joni?
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Transcript: but he's a decent guy
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Transcript: Goddamn panic attack.
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Transcript: Whip the vote. You understand that. Mommy's got to whip.
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Transcript: Fair enough.
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Transcript: I mean, zucchini, Pfizer, farmed salmon.
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Transcript: I would die.
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Transcript: you mentioned things like zucchini and Atlantic City and Pfizer,
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Transcript: about running against widows.
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Transcript: Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
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Transcript: What is this? Is that lint?
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Transcript: - Splett? - Splett.
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Transcript: - Who is this man? - Richard Splett.
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Transcript: - Well, apologies about that. - Okay.
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Transcript: You fucking people.
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Transcript: God, it still sounds so weird saying that.
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Transcript: attach it to the leg of a carrier pigeon,
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Transcript: but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
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Transcript: I hereby declare Drumstick and Cranberry
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Transcript: - Mike! Mike! Mike! - You wanted to see me, ma'am?
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Transcript: and also for tax evasion.
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Transcript: - Privately? - Sure, honey.
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Transcript: Yeah, in the Philippines.
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Transcript: Oh, sir, you're here now. Good.
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Transcript: Jonah's Uncle Jeff is flying down.
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Transcript: But I have to be here, sweetie pie,
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Transcript: - Ooh, bruising? - Yes, Gary, bruising.
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Transcript: getting her pussy eaten and I'm stuck here watching this.
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Transcript: That is amazing.
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Transcript: Carol in personnel owed me a favor.
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Transcript: - What? - What just happened?
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Transcript: Coffey. Where does he stick his dick?
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Transcript: Your lips are looking a little dry.
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Transcript: Officials are reporting a salmonella outbreak...
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Transcript: You have had sex with both of my daughters.
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Transcript: I mean, is it like anal bleaching?
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Transcript: She's got my vote, bless her heart.
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Transcript: - and I don't shit where I eat. - Well, me neither,
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Transcript: some spectacular dumbass
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Transcript: Fuck me.
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Transcript: you exude a crotchety gravitas.
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Transcript: choking on a red, glistening dog dick.
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Transcript: sacrifice his name and reputation,
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Transcript: But don't tell him why.
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Transcript: Michigan is actually the largest producer of battery acid.
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Transcript: Somewhere in the world there's a woman exactly my age getting her pussy eaten and I'm stuck here watching this
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