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Transcript: and then they perpetuate the cycle by bullying me.
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Transcript: - Some other time. - Okay, some other time.
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Transcript: - Fucking comedians. - Fucking comedians.
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Transcript: Jonah, please. I'm begging you. I'm begging you.
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Transcript: through the sunroof? I don't think so, buddy.
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Transcript: I wanna know who's responsible for that sketch, you cock...
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Transcript: Blah blah blah, I am running.
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Transcript: Looks like something crawled up in there and died.
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Transcript: What did you just say?
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Transcript: You gotta dig and dig and dig
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Transcript: Oh, my gosh, I can't believe this!
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Transcript: - Thank you. - Alicia Bryce? Alicia Bryce?
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Transcript: Hi, it's Selina Meyer!
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Transcript: - For real? - Yeah.
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Transcript: - Thank you. - Put your boss on the phone,
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Transcript: I'm mentioning child care. That's it.
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Transcript: - Good things come to those who wait. - Gimmie.
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Transcript: So you excited to be here?
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Transcript: - Ma'am, it's SNL. - Give this to me.
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Transcript: Oh, ma'am, SNL just e-mailed me back.
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Transcript: Peas, peas, peas, peas, eating goober peas
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Transcript: Peas, peas, peas, peas...
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Transcript: Okay, everybody give me a smile and wave.
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Transcript: Your entire life has been leading up to this moment.
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Transcript: Her? Just beat cancer.
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Transcript: It's like her fucking head's gonna spin around.
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Transcript: That was fantastic, Mike. That was fantastic. Get up.
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Transcript: - Alicia? - Alicia Keys?
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Transcript: It's not bad, it's homey and friendly.
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Transcript: Moo!
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Transcript: Jonah. J-Rock. J-Riggedy.
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Transcript: It'll be real fast.
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Transcript: I was trying to be conservative.
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Transcript: They've got nothing else to do.
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Transcript: You bet!
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Transcript: I've decided that I'm...
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Transcript: What's the hold-up?
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Transcript: Are you ready? Come on. Here we go.
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Transcript: We can turn water into blowjobs.
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Transcript: - You called me a cow. - I'm the cow!
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Transcript: What are you doing, honey?
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Transcript: - All right. - I'll see you later.
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Transcript: Oh, those shit stains.
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Transcript: - 38%. Ugh. - Two out of every five kids.
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Transcript: It's an ancient technique that's been plied
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Transcript: I'm appealing to your better nature.
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Transcript: Oh, my God, yes! Yes! Hi!
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Transcript: Gettysburg, Mount Sinai...
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Transcript: - Uh-huh. What campaign? - Your child care campaign.
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Transcript: Oh! Great minds think alike!
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