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Transcript: - Ma'am? - (MOANING)
Total Views: 9.13 Million
Transcript: What's happening with these tentacles here?
Total Views: 2.15 Million
Transcript: - (GARY GROANS) - (GULPS)
Total Views: 1 Million
Transcript: Fuck.
Total Views: 545 Thousand
Transcript: Fuck.
Total Views: 545 Thousand
Transcript: and she's got your balls in her hand
Total Views: 433 Thousand
Transcript: You know what? People like you,
Total Views: 351 Thousand
Transcript: Do you want to just play it like Ellen or do you want to be more like Jodie Foster?
Total Views: 217 Thousand
Transcript: - Mazel. Yeah. - Good luck.
Total Views: 201 Thousand
Transcript: Dirty. Just dirty and shady.
Total Views: 117 Thousand
Transcript: - Thank you all. - Thank you so much.
Total Views: 117 Thousand
Transcript: - Strapping. - ...strapping.
Total Views: 110 Thousand
Transcript: All roads through Colorado go through me
Total Views: 87.4 Thousand
Transcript: Super Duper Trooper
Total Views: 82 Thousand
Transcript: you hit me up, buddy, all right?
Total Views: 63.1 Thousand
Transcript: you sentient enema.
Total Views: 60.4 Thousand
Transcript: You listen to me, you fucking weirdo.
Total Views: 57.2 Thousand
Transcript: That doesn't look like Santa.
Total Views: 54.7 Thousand
Transcript: Who's... who... to whom?
Total Views: 53.9 Thousand
Transcript: in Bozeman on 9/11?
Total Views: 52.9 Thousand
Transcript: - (LAUGHS) Girl power. - Girl power.
Total Views: 52.6 Thousand
Transcript: - Yes. Yes, he does. - (APPLAUSE)
Total Views: 51.4 Thousand
Transcript: - I wasn't listening. - Yeah, but obviously Tom was.
Total Views: 31.2 Thousand
Transcript: Mother Mary dry humping a pillow.
Total Views: 28.2 Thousand
Transcript: You are lying now just like you lied back then
Total Views: 27.3 Thousand
Transcript: - Gary Welsh? Oh! - Gary Welsh at State.
Total Views: 26.8 Thousand
Transcript: She's a saint.
Total Views: 25.6 Thousand
Transcript: These are fabulous.
Total Views: 23.1 Thousand
Transcript: we have the military capabilities we need.
Total Views: 22.6 Thousand
Transcript: All right, I wanted to fuck your brains out!
Total Views: 22.5 Thousand
Transcript: Madam President, tomorrow night is the president's annual
Total Views: 17.5 Thousand
Transcript: Come on, Tom. You wanted to fuck me that night.
Total Views: 15.7 Thousand
Transcript: Oh, I love your district.
Total Views: 15.2 Thousand
Transcript: - She's a prostitute. - Hmm.
Total Views: 15.2 Thousand
Transcript: (WHISPERS) the Cocksucking Backstabber.
Total Views: 14.5 Thousand
Transcript: And I love your district.
Total Views: 14.1 Thousand
Transcript: Listen, I'm a high functioning alcoholic
Total Views: 14 Thousand
Transcript: Okey-dokey, Annie Oakley.
Total Views: 13.6 Thousand
Transcript: I don't know what happened there.
Total Views: 13.2 Thousand
Transcript: Ryan's language is extremely graphic.
Total Views: 12.3 Thousand
Transcript: Oh, super-duper, trooper.
Total Views: 11.7 Thousand
Transcript: There's this great place that I heard about.
Total Views: 11.2 Thousand
Transcript: Okey-dokey, Annie Oakley.
Total Views: 11.2 Thousand
Transcript: - Thank you for your support. - Thank you.
Total Views: 11.2 Thousand
Transcript: - in the LPGA Tour. - (REPORTERS CLAMORING)
Total Views: 11 Thousand
Transcript: Tom, do you have anything that you would like to add?
Total Views: 11 Thousand
Transcript: I'm gonna shut down those factories
Total Views: 11 Thousand
Transcript: an okey-dokey, Annie Oakley.
Total Views: 10.5 Thousand
Transcript: - on a bunch of half-ass decisions. - What?
Total Views: 10.4 Thousand
Transcript: Jonah, watch your language.
Total Views: 10.4 Thousand