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Transcript: I got... I got this, I got this.
Total Views: 902 Thousand
Transcript: chronic cretinism, leprosy,
Total Views: 331 Thousand
Transcript: There's a whole lotta guys who never came home.
Total Views: 139 Thousand
Transcript: jiggly-ass ass?
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Transcript: I feel like Shakespeare when that monkey tried to make fun of him.
Total Views: 97.8 Thousand
Transcript: I love words very ardently.
Total Views: 91.3 Thousand
Transcript: by chance you would like to join me for some dinner.
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Transcript: Moron.
Total Views: 54.4 Thousand
Transcript: Wonderful, wonderful.
Total Views: 41.9 Thousand
Transcript: Oh, I... I think we're in it now.
Total Views: 38.5 Thousand
Transcript: It was touch and go there for a while.
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Transcript: - I agree. - Ray agrees.
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Transcript: I'm afraid I have some bad news.
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Transcript: Here's what we're gonna do.
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Transcript: anal bleeding...
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Transcript: add it to the fucking heap.
Total Views: 27.1 Thousand
Transcript: My German's a little bit rusty, I must admit.
Total Views: 27 Thousand
Transcript: - Yes? - What's happening with the German chancellor?
Total Views: 26.4 Thousand
Transcript: This calls for a celebration.
Total Views: 23.9 Thousand
Transcript: I couldn't help but overhear,
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Transcript: Oh, he's having a heart attack. Are you having a heart attack?
Total Views: 21.9 Thousand
Transcript: God, I hate this stupid country so much.
Total Views: 18.4 Thousand
Transcript: That sentence is impossible to comprehend.
Total Views: 18.1 Thousand
Transcript: We've got fat kids too. I've got a fat kid.
Total Views: 17.9 Thousand
Transcript: and it's exploded.
Total Views: 15.4 Thousand
Transcript: I found this thing called the Internet Archive...
Total Views: 14.6 Thousand
Transcript: What's that?
Total Views: 13.7 Thousand
Transcript: I believe in karma.
Total Views: 13.3 Thousand
Transcript: Jesus fucking Christ. You're fired.
Total Views: 13.1 Thousand
Transcript: You son of a...
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Transcript: This speech is so beautiful. So beautiful.
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Transcript: You're an imbecile.
Total Views: 11.7 Thousand
Transcript: people think, He's a fitness guy,
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Transcript: - Bad. - It's gone bad.
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Transcript: I'm nailing pathos to the fricking wall here.
Total Views: 9.56 Thousand
Transcript: - I can... - Whoa, whoa!
Total Views: 9.46 Thousand
Transcript: Boy, they were good guys, weren't they?
Total Views: 8.9 Thousand
Transcript: I need a stiff fuckin' drink.
Total Views: 8.74 Thousand
Transcript: That is such a huge relief.
Total Views: 8.68 Thousand
Transcript: I'm Googling your symptoms right now. What are your symptoms?
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Transcript: Good times.
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Transcript: - Uh, wow. Goodness. I... - Way to go, Dan.
Total Views: 8.12 Thousand
Transcript: If you know what I mean?
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Transcript: - Did you see that? - Yep, I saw.
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Transcript: It makes me feel inadequate and horny. The dream.
Total Views: 7.81 Thousand
Transcript: - I've got some peppermints. - I've got digestive enzymes.
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Transcript: Do you know what that means?
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Transcript: - Okay. - Madam Vice President,
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Transcript: Unemployed campaign manager.
Total Views: 7.1 Thousand
Transcript: - What? - I'm also here.
Total Views: 6.99 Thousand