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Transcript: A simple "no" would have sufficed.
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Transcript: Perfect balance.
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Transcript: Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.
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Transcript: And then you're engaged, you pop the champagne, you drink a toast,
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Transcript: Then as your best friend, I suggest we play a little game I like to call,
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Transcript: Oh, honey, champagne.
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Transcript: I gotta do something.
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Transcript: She's lovely.
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Transcript: Come on, no purple tuba?
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Transcript: It's gotta be blue, it's gotta be French.
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Transcript: Damn it, why did Marshall have to get engaged?
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Transcript: Actually, that is a perfect metaphor.
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Transcript: I just couldn't imagine settling down right now.
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Transcript: Simple ceremony. We'll write our own vows.
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Transcript: get those olives
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Transcript: For starters.
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Transcript: You're wearing a suit!
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Transcript: She drinks Scotch?
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Transcript: "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say, 'Yes!"'
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Transcript: I am so turned on right now.
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Transcript: Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asian girls?
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Transcript: The story of how I met your mother.
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Transcript: Why does he get to be the best man?
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Transcript: If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too.
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Transcript: Doggie style.
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Transcript: You know, ever since college it's been Marshall and Lily and me.
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Transcript: Being a good kisser.
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Transcript: Yeah. What are you doing tonight?
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Transcript: don't even think about getting married till you're 30.
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Transcript: They'll get married, start a family.
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Transcript: I'm calling up your Uncle Barney,
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Transcript: You looked really creepy without eyebrows.
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Transcript: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!
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Transcript: Are you sure that's a good idea after last time.
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Transcript: Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met?
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Transcript: I never do anything crazy.
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Transcript: Sort of looks like a Smurf penis.
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Transcript: Before long, I'm that weird middle-aged bachelor
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Transcript: I'm your best friend!
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Transcript: that you said I could have.
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Transcript: A simple "no" would have sufficed
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Transcript: Okay, not a perfect metaphor
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Transcript: You wanna go out sometime?
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Transcript: Oh, hey, look what I got.
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Transcript: of how I met your Aunt Robin.
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Transcript: I wanna drink a toast with my fiancÈe.
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Transcript: - Then open it. - Fine.
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Transcript: Hey, loser, how's not playing Lazer Tag? Because playing Lazer Tag is awesome.
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Transcript: Ted, say I'm your best friend.
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Transcript: I'm so happy for Marshall, I really am.
Total Views: 15.8 Thousand