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Transcript: Unless someone's stretching in front of me in a leotard, then I can go an hour.
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Transcript: I'm about to get myself a snack.
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Transcript: You poor thing.
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Transcript: And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
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Transcript: You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.
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Transcript: That was an accident.
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Transcript: Good sweat. Beads of sweat. Sweating bulets.
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Transcript: ...admittedly rudimentary scrapbook of her life.
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Transcript: - That's funny. - You're a funny guy.
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Transcript: - What? Just because that? - Just because of that?
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Transcript: Tremendous workout.
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Transcript: Good workout?
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Transcript: You wanna stay in pretty good shape.
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Transcript: Look, you idiot, first of all, it's Salman,not salmon.
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Transcript: Wrong.
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Transcript: And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
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Transcript: I think you're both mentally ill.
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Transcript: Leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.
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Transcript: It's like a sauna in here.
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Transcript: Jerry, are you blind? He's a writer. He said his name was Sal Bass.
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Transcript: - I'm the consolation guy. - Consolation guy is big.
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Transcript: Instead of salmon, he went with bass.
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Transcript: Never gets any easier.
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Transcript: You know, I do kind of wonder what fake breasts feel like.
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Transcript: Like a sauna in here, huh?
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Transcript: Bass, Jerry.
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Transcript: - Excuse me? - You double dipped the chip.
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Transcript: "You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts."
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Transcript: Huge. Just coming out the top of her dress. They were choking her.
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Transcript: From now on, when you take a chip just take one dip and end it.
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Transcript: What's this? - A picture of me next to the coffin.
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Transcript: Boy, I'm getting a good sweat here. Great sweat. Good beads. Nice beads.
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Transcript: Would you mind switching seats?
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Transcript: And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
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Transcript: ...I was hoping to compile an...
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Transcript: - Sal Bass. - Yeah.
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Transcript: You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts
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Transcript: Sorry. I couldn't help overhearing.
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Transcript: - ... but she was on his wrong side. - Wrong side?
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Transcript: ...what kind of work do you do?
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Transcript: You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts
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Transcript: You know that Linda McCartney had some big breasts
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Transcript: It's like finding out Mickey Mantle corked his bat.
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Transcript: ...who would I get the death certificate from?
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Transcript: Salman Rushdie.
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Transcript: - Hey, you mind switching seats? - Why?
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Transcript: And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
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Transcript: It's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip
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Transcript: They're Red And They're Delicious
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Transcript: What do you mean?
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